Question of the day: what do you do if you see a little green man?
- 60% said they would quit drinking.
- 30% would start drinking.
- 9% would go to a psychiatrist.
- 1% would start crossing the street.
Two fishermen between them:
“This morning I rolled the dice to see if I could go with my wife to church or go fishing.”
“And I see that you came fishing with us.”
“Yes, but I had to roll 7 times.”
Heaven is where the cooks are French, the police are English, the mechanics are German, the lovers are Italian and everything is organized by the Swiss.
Hell is where the cooks are English, the police are German, the mechanics are French, the lovers are Swiss and everything is organized by the Italians.
“If love is the wine of life, then what is marriage?”
“The next morning hangover!”
– I am your son’s teacher, your son is very disruptive in school
– He is the same at home, but I don’t bother you with calls over the weekend!
“Are there any fish in this lake?”
“I don’t know; I’ve only been fishing here for a week!…”
School lab:
“As you can see, you don’t see anything. Why don’t you see anything, you will see soon…”