Laughter really is the best medicine. It cuts through stress and brightens our day in an instant. When life gets tough, or the news gets too heavy, a good chuckle can be a lifesaver. So, find a joke, watch a funny clip, or share a meme – let’s lighten up and laugh away the blues together. It’s the simplest, most joyful remedy we have!
It is not difficult to find the man of your dreams. But the hardest thing is to hide it from your husband.
Aliens are going to be super confused when they show up threatening to overthrow our leaders and we’re all going to want to help.
Deep thinking
- Borrow money from pessimists — they don’t expect it back.
- If at first you don’t succeed, skydiving is not for you.
- Experience is something you don’t get until just after you need it.
- Everyone has a photographic memory; some just don’t have film.
Would you want to be the wife of a billionaire?
No. I would like to be his widow.
Advice to husbands: if at first you don’t succeed, try to do it the way your wife told you.
If you see me talking to myself, don’t be alarmed. I am only getting some expert advice.
Don’t be mad at lazy people; they didn’t do anything!
Customer complaint: In this hotel the towels are so big and fluffy that I could not close my suitcase!
The propeller on a single engine aircraft is to keep the pilot cool. If it stops spinning, you will notice that the pilot almost immediately starts sweating.