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Not Sewing? Then Laugh!

Two women are having lunch. While ordering, the first woman asks:
“Can you please make sure my water glass is clean?”
A few minutes later the waiter returns with their order.
“Alright, which one of you ladies ordered the clean glass?”

Did you know that for the International Women’s Day (March 8) we cut 3 billion flowers? I have a piece of advice for men: protect the planet, buy diamonds!

It’s difficult to do nothing. You will never finish!

My friend told me she would not eat beef tongue because it came from a cow’s mouth. So I gave her a boiled egg.

Blackened chicken recipe: cut and clean chicken, place in the oven at 400 degrees Fahrenheit, go check Facebook.

At church, after the sermon, the pastor reminds the audience:
“Ladies, don’t forget the rummage sale. It’s a chance to get rid of those things not worth keeping around the house. Don’t forget your husbands.”

An ad in California was offering a carbon neutral clothes dryer which uses only solar energy. The buyers received by mail a 5 yards clothesline.

I was lonely until I glued a coffee cup on top of my car. Now everyone waves at me!

I’m looking for a tall, pretty lady, cheated on by her husband, who, out of revenge, sells cheaply her husband’s fishing rods.

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