If you wake up one day and you feel ok, no aches, no pain – don’t worry. The day has just begun.
– How old are you?
– 40.
– But 10 years ago you said the same thing?
– When I say something, I never change my mind.
– Why are you lying on the floor? Are you drunk again?
– No my angel, I kiss the place where you walk!
– Where do you work?
– Nowhere. What about you?
– Across the street from your workplace.
The alcohol does not help you find the answer, but you’re going to forget the question.
– What are you doing now that you’re retired?
– I am studying the aqua-thermal treatment of ceramic, aluminum and steel materials in a controlled environment.
– Ah, you wash dishes under your wife’s supervision, right?
– My dear, does our new dryer shrink clothes?!?
– No. The fridge does that.
– Helen, when I am with you, I forget everything else!
– My name is Mary!!!
– See?
– Doctor, you gave me these pills against snoring. How do I take them?
– Every 15 minutes.
What is the difference between doctors and patients in a psychiatric hospital?
Some patients get better and go home.