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Jokes, the Next Chapter

BBQ RULES:
When a man volunteers to do the BBQ the following chain of events are put into motion:

  1. The woman buys the food.
  2. The woman makes the salad, prepares the vegetables, and makes dessert.
  3. The woman prepares the meat for cooking, places it on a tray along with the necessary cooking utensils and sauces, and takes it to the man who is lounging beside the grill – beer in hand.
  4. The woman remains outside the compulsory three meter exclusion zone where the exuberance of testosterone and other manly bonding activities can take place without the interference of the woman.
  5. THE MAN PLACES THE MEAT ON THE GRILL.
  6. The woman goes inside to organize the plates and cutlery.
  7. The woman comes out to tell the man that the meat is looking great. He thanks her and asks if she will bring another beer while he flips the meat.
  8. THE MAN TAKES THE MEAT OFF THE GRILL AND HANDS IT TO THE WOMAN.
  9. The woman prepares the plates, salad, bread, utensils, napkins, sauces, and brings them to the table.
  10. The woman clears the table and does the dishes
  11. Everyone PRAISES the MAN and THANKS HIM for his cooking efforts.
  12. The man asks the woman how she enjoyed ‘ her night off ‘, and, upon seeing her annoyed reaction, concludes that there’s just no pleasing some women

We have been together for a short time. I love him more than I have loved anyone else in my life. He can be so sweet and loving sometimes, but I’m always the one who has to make the effort. He doesn’t work, he doesn’t cook, he doesn’t clean the house. At most he makes a mess, and I still have to pick up after him. And when I do, he doesn’t even appreciate my effort.
In general, he is in a good mood, but when he gets angry, it is impossible to get along with him. I can’t talk to him about what he feels, verbal communication is almost non-existent. In such cases, I usually have to guess what the problem is and what upset him. He always wants us to do only what he wants. Even when I spend almost all my free time with him, it’s still not enough. Sometimes it’s impossible to do anything around the house, I don’t even get to cook or load the washing machine. He expects me to be at his mercy 24/7. Sometimes he even wakes me up in the middle of the night to do his whims, and he doesn’t care that he disturbs my sleep.
Like I said, I love him so much, but I feel like I can’t anymore. I tried to talk to friends and family about our problem, but they always find excuses: ‘he’s only 4 and a half months old’

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