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Clean and Funny Jokes to Stitch Your Day With Smiles

The nurse told the parents of a newborn, “You have a cute baby.
The smiling husband said, “I bet you say that to all the new parents.
No,” she replied. “Just to those whose babies really are good-looking.
The husband asked, “So, what do you say to the others?
The nurse replied, “The baby looks just like you.

Little Johnny’s new baby brother was screaming up a storm.
He asked his mom, “Where’d we get him?
His mother replied, “He came from heaven, Johnny.
Johnny exclaimed, “Wow… I can see why they threw him out!

What do you do with a fussy baby?
You pacify it.

Mom: “Why is there a strange baby in the crib?”
Dad: “You told me to change the baby.”

Jake: “My mom is having a new baby.”
Joy: “What’s wrong with the old one?”

– I really wish I’d listened to what my mother told me when I was young.
– Why, what did she tell you?
– I don’t know, I told you I didn’t listen!

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