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Clean and Funny Jokes to Stitch Your Day With Smiles

At school:
“Do you know Edgar Alan Poe?”
“I don’t know any of them”

Discussion with the wife:
“John, do you understand what I say?”
“No, but I am listening very carefully”.

Definition: Reincarnation is when after a diet you regain all the weight you lost and then some.

“What are you doing?”
“I burn some calories”.
“Are you at the gym?”
“No, barbecue”.

If you want to forget all your daily worries, wear a pair of shoes too small.

How do you call it when everything is perfect? Imagination.

I told my boss three companies are after me and I need an increase in salary. He asked what companies, and I told him: electricity, gas and water.

What is the hardest part of learning to ride a bike? The asphalt.

At school:
– What is the future tense of the verb “to drink”? Drunk.
– On which side of the body is the heart? On the inside
– What is the name of the animal that the lion is also afraid of? Lioness.

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